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"You shop at K-Mart? I shop at AK-Mart"
"You're comedy to me and crowds flee when your shit's on, you get fake applause like a TV sitcom"
BAND I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN IN A BASEMENT: Flight.
TINIEST PLACE TO SEE A SHOW: Co-op 87.
ILLEST DRINK DEAL: Free Budweiser and Vitamin Water/vodka drinks at Fader Fort.
NICEST WEED STANK: Glasslands for Freddie Gibbs' set.
BEST ADDITION OF LUKA USMIANI TO A BAND: Family Portrait.
MOST IMPROVED: Greatest Hits at Death By Audio seemed much more polished and nicely mixed at DBA than at Bruar Falls.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: John Maus canceling his Death By Audio set.
REALEST SENTIMENT: "Fuck the beef shit" - Freddie Gibbs.
FREE SHIT WAS AT: Fader Fort (bud + vitaminwater/vodka cocktails) & Purevolume House (Izze sodas, Asahi, vodka, Pop Chips)
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Waka Flocka canceling at Fader Fort OR not seeing Kanye at Brooklyn Bowl or whatever.
BIGGEST BUMMER: I ate a bag of Pop Chips at the Purevolume House and my mouth STILL hurts.
SECOND BIGGEST BUMMER: I had to do laundry Saturday afternoon.
BEST BAND: Teen Inc. at Purevolume House.
BAND THAT REMINDED ME MOST OF PITTSFIELD, MA: OFF!
TIGHTEST WEED SMOKING QUARTERS: Storage Room at Fader Fort, Friday + Saturday.
All I did Sunday was wind down by going to Shea Stadium and seeing Birthdays, Dark Sea of Awareness, Emily Reo, Millionyoung, Truman Peyote (with Shane from Many Mansions on bass) and Gobble Gobble.
ILLEST DUDES I NEVER MET BEFORE: Rose Quartz trio.
ILLEST DRINK DEAL: 2 for 1 happy hour 5-8PM at Bruar Falls.
BUMMER I MISSED OUT ON: Group Tightener/Acephale show at Shea Stadium.
ONLY BAND I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE: Greatest Hits sextet ft. Ian Drennen of Big Troubles on bass and the one and only Luke Perry.
DRUNKEST MOMENT: Happening upon Dent May just starting at Micro-Pixel-Rites Glasslands show.
STANKIEST BASEMENT CLUB: The Delancey.
BEST T-SHIRT: Diamond Rings' absolutely bonkers Blue Jays t-shirt at Santos Party House.
LAMEST BAND I SAW TWICE: Houses.
MOST SUPREME SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS FANS: Young Prisms.
DOPEST ENCOUNTER: Music director dude from UC Santa Barbara randomly asking me if I was going to The Delancey while I was eating pizza. Later, dude let me drink a bunch of his Jim Beam.
RADDEST COVER: Dom covering "Hey Sandy" by Polaris (for you dweebs who aren't in the know, "Hey Sandy" = The Adventures of Pete & Pete theme song).
PITCHFORK GUY I MET AND IT WAS OKAY: Larry Fitzmaurice.
LATEST SHOW: How To Dress Well at like 4AM at The Delancey.
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Absolutely no free poutine at Arlene's Grocery, though apparently M for Montreal advertised that there was free poutine.
MOST WILD SHOW: Gobble Gobble, by far.
STICKIEST FLOOR: Live at The Pyramids.
REALEST SENTIMENT: "Fuck the Police of the United States of America."
DOPEST DUDE: Guy outside Glasslands who gave me $2 for a single Maverick.
BEST VISUALS AT A SHOW: Eternal Summers at The Pyramids.
PITCHFORK GUY I MET AND IT WAS OKAY: Ryan Dombal.
BAND I'M LEAST BUMMED THAT I MISSED: Surfer Blood at The Pyramids.
MOST DEJA VU MOMENT: Seeing Andrew Cedermark at Glasslands again after seeing him there like last week.
BAND I'M WAY DOWN WITH SEEING WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, AND WILL DEFINITELY GO SEE FRIDAY: Young Prisms. Playing Friday at Mexican Summer's Co-op 87 (FIRE TALK SHOWCASE).
"she get mad when I call other women hos
you send her rose I'll pick some flowers and send her those
tall glass of Merlot get her in the mode
two tall glasses of Merlot get her out her robe
I whisper in her ear and lick around her lobe
and when she check her watch it's never time to go."
"we get high til it feel like the sky low"
"that's that nine, nigga - eugh, Rondo"
"sleepin' with the enemy, so I fuck the world"
"the world is on my shoulders - should I dust my shoulders off?"
"man, I'm fly as fuck you ain't even next to depart"
"and I don't go to church because the line long"
7:30 - WOODSMAN
8:15 - TONSTARTSSBANDHT
9:00 - GREATEST HITS
9:45 - TOTAL SLACKER
10:30 - BIG TROUBLES
11:15 - GARY WAR
BIG TROUBLES "BITE YR TONGUE" from OLDE ENGLISH SPELLING BEE on Vimeo.
BIG TROUBLES "MODERN INTIMACY" from OLDE ENGLISH SPELLING BEE on Vimeo.
GREATEST HITS "DANSE POP" from OLDE ENGLISH SPELLING BEE on Vimeo.
GREATEST HITS "MAKE YOU MINE" from OLDE ENGLISH SPELLING BEE on Vimeo.
Tonstartssbandht - maihama from ous on Vimeo.
Dro Carey - Much Coke from DC vampira on Vimeo.
Dro Carey - Hungry Horse (Brain So Soft 2010) from DC vampira on Vimeo.
Dro Carey - Get Rid of this Guy from DC vampira on Vimeo.
Kazumichi Grime - Und (Dro Carey Remix) from DC vampira on Vimeo.
Dro Carey - Sprite So Pink from DC vampira on Vimeo.
Dro Carey Beats - Cash Critter from DC vampira on Vimeo.
"Hope you like us. You should love us, actually."
"Two dope bitches wana dis onna blog when they can't see through this Odd Future smog. Odd Future Wolf you're a premature dog, I'll burn your whole website like it's a fuckin log"
"dreaming is bliss. imagination is power. music is love. odd is our future."
"Im Influenced By Dope Dealers, Adolf Hitler, Dinosaurs, Books, Hamsters, DOORs And White People."
Tyler: "I just want my father's email so I can tell him how much I fuckin hate him in detail"
Dr. TC: "Wow, um. So, Tyler. If you had the chance to tell him something, what would you tell him?"
Tyler: "I'd tell him to eat a dick quicker than Mexican sprint over borders"
Tyler, The Creator - Odd Toddlers (ft. Casey Veggies)
("I sold my soul to the devil for 30% off")
Tyler, The Creator - Blow
("all I really wana do is fuck and snort blow")
Tyler, The Creator - Parade
("my TV stays on Cartoon Network fuck that Twilight shit")
Tyler, The Creator - AssMilk (ft. Earl Sweatshirt)
("spit sick shit like my saliva got the rabies in it")
"Flooded With Bitches, Weed, Females, Marijuana, Sluts, Green Shit And Grocery Stores."
"Roll A Joint, Grab A Bitch, Make A Toaster Strutal and Swag This Shit The Fuck Out."
"Seriously, Things Are Just Getting Better. We Would Like TO Thank EVERYONE Who Fucks With Us, And Also, EVERYONE Who Didnt Fuck With Us To Begin With ( faggot ass dope boyz). It’s Kind Of Cool That People Like Us, Still Weird Tho. The People That Use To Torment Us And Call Us Weird And Shit Are Now The Same Fucks At Our Shows, So Swag Us The Fuck Out. And For The Record, Could People Still Stop Fucking Saying We Make Horrorcore?We Don’t. That Shit Is Really Fucking Annoying. Some New Videos, Music And Random Shit Coming Soon, Hopefully This New Found Coolness Of OF Wont Fuck Up The Nature Of Us Making Shit Normally. Thanks Guys, We’re Just Some Kids Doing What We Love, And We’re Fucking Good At It, At Least Respect It."
- "Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws and knock blunt ashes into they caskets and laugh it off"
- "It's O.F., buttercup, go ahead fuck with us - without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother fucked"
- "Try talkin on a blog with your fuckin arms cut off"
- "Snapple fact you're rather wack"
- "I'm back on my sixty-six-six shit flowin like the blood out the competition's slit wrist"
- "The basement light is dark and the switchblade is sharp and her name on my arm and her face on a 2% carton"
- the ENTIRE last verse of "epaR" (final minute or so)
- "The Odd nigga with a spoon in your Danimals is hungry as a cannibal trapped in a van of cantaloupes"
- Earl's verses over "Drop" ("I'm a nice guy in person but a pervert in the sheets")
- Pretty sure he's referring to himself when he says "Who dat? Oh, that new coon John Cusack"
- This video
"If my friends don't understand
why I sit here n hold your hand
n stare deep into where your eyes used to be,
they don't see the same girl that I see"